Sex and the City Movie : Just OK
November 14th, 2008I was a huge fan of the Sex and the City Series on HBO for a long time. Until their final two seasons, that is. The show’s writing went down the toilet I think in the last two seasons, with characters story lines just getting absurd, and the premise of the show getting tired. It was ready to die pretty much, and the icing on the cake was when Samantha got cancer and her young, hot boyfriend stuck with her through it. It just seemed to unrealistic. Then the fact that Big suddenly comes around and realizes that Carrie is the one was also absurd. Suddenly this self absorbed idiot sees the light?
It seemed like a fair tale ending that wasn’t justified by the character’s action up until then, a gratuitous phony ending basically. How did this show that I had once looked so forward to seeing for it’s witty banter and hilariously awkward, true to life scenes, become such a hoaky, sappy show? I wasn’t sure. But then I thought well, maybe the movie got a little of that gritty spark back to it, so I rented it, knowing that I didn’t want to waste the nine bucks in the theater if the last two seasons of the HBO show were any indication of how the movie would be.
And I was right. Unfortunately, the first half hour of Sex and the City the movie is pretty dreadful. There’s not one funny moment in it, and it seems that all the characters have lost their edge, with the one exception being Charlotte, who turned out exactly how we all thought she would. We see in the beginning that Carrie and Big are madly in love after ten years (on and off), yet still unmarried.
When Big makes an unromantic business-like proposal, they make the decision to get married. And then, for reasons not totally explained or nearly justifiable for a man who is supposedly madly in love, Big deserts Carrie at the alter. Carrie freaks out. The girls take her on a Mexican vacation, where she and Big were supposed to go on their honeymoon, and Charlotte gets diarrhea from drinking the water (this is supposed to be one of the funny parts, but somehow ends up seeming conrived and very unfunny).
You can guess the ending. Boy loses girls, boy gets girl back. This also happens with Miranda. Steve and Miranda got married and have a little boy, Brady, together. Steve guiltily and sheepishly admits to Miranda that he had a one night stand with another woman because Miranda has been withholding sex for months at a time.
Miranda leaves him. And guess what, boy gets girl back. Dont’ get me wrong, there were some laugh out loud funny moments in this movie, but mostly the funny moments seemed very over the top and downright unrealistic. Funny movies have to have a bit of realism to be effectively funny, and that’s where this movie was lacking.
